obsessedwithspn:

let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis

(Source: scottiles)

wake up at 5 AM: ill fucking kill all of you
stay up till 5 AM: hahshahsfAhahaAJAGSHAJAHAHAHADA

Give me a fandom and I’ll tell you which characters I would

  • Push off a cliff
  • Frick frack
  • Marry
  • Set on fire
  • Wrap a blanket around
  • Be roommates with

And if I’m not in the fandom, I’ll go by what I’ve learned from tumblr

(Source: itsleightaylor)

(Source: teen-wolf)

caspheme:

if you’re feeling down, just remember that castiel is a cute drunk

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who flirted with dean winchester

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  Ladyboner (◡‿◡✿  )

  Ladyboner (◡‿◡✿  )

fassyanon:

things michael fassbender’s not allowed to wear… henleys, definitely henleys SERIOUSLY!
vanillabeanlattes winchester87 mypreciousmind1 fassbender-me-over jossmayfair triplefuckingnope captain-krazy areubeingserved just-call-me-mrs-hiddles

shehunters:

allison argent died for her code.

there is no way in hell you can convince me that her father would just turn on her code so easily

baby: m-mm ma... m
magneto: mommy?
baby: mutant supremacy
magneto: good

2x11  4x05

(Source: spencestobes)

“ I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which. ”

grettypop (via grettypop) ─

growlithes:

Squidward kept this shit real

(Source: heliolisk)

Satan: [appears]
Satan: You can have anything you wan--
Me: LANGUAGE.
Satan: What?
Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
Satan: What the--?
Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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