thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

(Source: blondiboi)

plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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yesgamora:

My favorite thing about gotg was how Peter overcame his grief and turned into a goofball. We first saw him mourning over his loss and then abducted by an alien spacecraft. Imagine the terror and despair he had to go through…but next scene he’s dancing wild and enjoying the little things in life. And I think it sends a very meaningful message to the kids out there who have lost their parents. It tells them ”yes there are hard times and you’ll feel lost and lonely, but everything will turn out okay in the end.”

yesgamora:

My favorite thing about gotg was how Peter overcame his grief and turned into a goofball. We first saw him mourning over his loss and then abducted by an alien spacecraft. Imagine the terror and despair he had to go through…but next scene he’s dancing wild and enjoying the little things in life. And I think it sends a very meaningful message to the kids out there who have lost their parents. It tells them ”yes there are hard times and you’ll feel lost and lonely, but everything will turn out okay in the end.”

sarcasmandbambieyes:

I will sing you morning lullabies

sarcasmandbambieyes:

I will sing you morning lullabies

tjaw96:

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

truegriefbeard:

three seasons of werewolf derek getting his ass kicked

human derek comes around and kicks everyones ass

keepcalmwearetimeless:

when something good happens to your otp

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when something gReAT happens to your otp

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mjwatson:

If you claim to be a feminist and you shame girls for wanting to do traditional things like take their husband’s last name or be a house wife then you are doing it all completely wrong.

Feminism isn’t an elite group who defeats gender norms, it’s a group who accepts ALL women’s choices.

'Look, if I've ever been a bitch to you.. I'm sorry.' 'I've never thought you were a bitch.' 

I wouldn’t kill him, because he looked as frightened as I was.

asktoothless:

When you follow someone who ships the same things you do:

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When you find out they actively spread hate about other ships:

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trait:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years